Tuesday, October 23, 2012

First World Problems--A Fairy Tale


It was a sunny day.  Mommalina woke with the sun.  She could not get herself out of bed, not because she was ill, but because she had no particular plan for the day.  The plush mattress and stack of soft pillows created a luxurious cocoon; the Fall day made the high thread-count sheets the perfect temperature.  It was not too warm and not too cool; it was just right.

Mommalina stared at her fingers, wondering how she managed to chip her pricey manicure.  Without moving from her comfortable position, she reached over to her nightstand and pulled her cellphone from its charger.  Finding the spa number on speed dial, she booked an appointment to restore perfection to her evenly filed and painted nails.

No longer able to find a cool side on her pillows, Mommalina arose and headed for the shower.  It was a Fall day that left a chill in the house—too warm for heat and too cool for air conditioning.  She was annoyed to discover that her husband had neglected to turn on the switches for the radiant floor system and the heated towel rack in the bathroom.  The marble floor was a shock to her bare feet, giving her an unwelcome case of goosebumps.

She brushed her teeth, making a mental note to nag her husband for the umpteenth time not to squeeze the tube in the middle.  Standing in front of her closet, she sighed, not knowing what the day would bring.  Should she put on her old jeans and a “chore shirt,” or the good jeans with a washable silk top?  She hates when she can’t decide what to wear.  As if in response to her dilemma, the phone rings.  It was her husband reminding her that old friends were in town and she was to meet them at the restaurant at noon.  She was relieved to find a focal point for her day.

She spent the rest of the morning applying make-up and styling her hair.  Glancing at her watch, she realized that she should have left fifteen minutes earlier to make it into town for her lunch date.  She stuffed her iphone 5 in her Gucci bag while stepping into two different Tori Burch flats, deciding at last on the brown suedes over the black patent leathers.

Once in the car, Mommalina cursed out loud at the Talk Radio blasting at her from every direction.  She hates when her husband changes her radio station.  Why can’t he simply listen to her Top 40s station on those rare occasions when he drives her car?  At least this car remembers her personalized seat settings so she does not have to fumble underneath to slide forward to reach the gas pedal.

Pulling up in front of the restaurant, the valet attendant opened the driver’s door and handed her a ticket.  Quickly, she ran inside hoping she was not too terribly late for lunch.  As she stood in the vestibule, trying to straighten her outfit and shake out her hair, she found herself cornered by the valet, who needed the key fob for her car in order to drive and park it.  Frightfully embarrassed, she foraged in her purse until she found it.

Finally seated, she apologized to her guests for holding up their lunch.  Scanning the menu, she sighed deeply when she did not find the specific pasta dish she had the last time she dined here.  This was the reason she had suggested this restaurant, setting her heart and her palate on that tasty dish.  Biting her lip in frustration, she pointed to something on the menu, but repeated her disappointment to the server.

Back at home, Mommalina stretched out in a comfy chair to read a book.   Within a few minutes, the phone rang.  Cursing to herself for the interruption, she closed her eyes until the ringing stopped, and then resumed her place, thankful for a quiet afternoon.

As dinner hour approached, she was glad for the large lunch, allowing her to simplify meal preparation.  Checking the refrigerator, she was pleased to find enough leftovers to put together a casual meal but dismayed at the poor job her husband had done covering the food.  Opening the pantry, she was furious at the disorder that she found.  Although her husband had made dinner the night before, he put all the spices and condiments away randomly. 

After dinner, Mommalina sprawled out upon the couch and clicked on the television, irritated to discover that her favorite shows had been pre-empted, replaced by channel upon channel of news shows spouting statistics and pointing at maps.   The fact that it was Election Day had escaped her notice.   She had meant to vote, but having failed to do so, she merely shrugged it off.   

 

 

 

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