Someone once complained, “The
coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco!” Though often attributed to Mark Twain, this
quote most certainly is not. But let me
be the first to say this: the warmest
summer I ever spent was this past winter in Boston. Well, almost.
Back in late October, we were hit
so hard by a snow storm that most of our town had no power for four to five
days. The trees were still festooned
with dense foliage. When a heavy wet layer
of snow blanketed the trees, they could not bear the weight. One by one, trees fell across yards,
driveways, and main roads pulling down power lines everywhere. This ignited a political firestorm between
our town and the power company, each of whom believed it was the other party’s
responsibility to remove the fallen trunks and limbs. Locked in a stalemate, the power-challenged
town opened a comfort station at the local high school so residents could
charge their laptops and smartphones (the new definition of emergency
assistance!); the townspeople stoked their fireplaces and hunkered down.
Save for a dozen or so flurries
and flakes on Christmas morning, this was all we saw of Old Man Winter this
year. I realized the other day that my
overcoat spent the season in cold storage.
I occasionally donned a fleece jacket or a wrap, but mainly ambled
around in layered clothing without need for a coat. This week at the Boston Marathon, as
unseasonably warm temperatures approached 90 degrees, race officials even conceded
that qualified runners who opted out due to the “extreme” weather would be
pre-qualified for next year.
It strikes me as funny that New
Englanders fret over the heat, but never the cold. Accustomed to bundling up, thick blooded Yankees
do not think twice about braving the Patriots games at our outdoor stadium even
during single-digit cold spells. Cold
weather is never a factor as fans tail-gate and pack the stadium, enduring the football
action to the bitter end. By contrast,
South Floridians get their freaks on if temperatures dip into the 60s. Living day after day in 80-plus temperatures
with unbearable, palpable humidity, they manage to live comfortably despite
being situated painfully close to the equator.
Growing up in Miami, I was never
completely acclimated to the heat and humidity, always preferring refrigerated
air over open window breezes. This was
perhaps due to my many allergies; a breath of fresh air normally filled my nose
and lungs with enough pollen to render me breathless—and not in a good
way. Nonetheless, I spent an incredible
proportion of my youth outdoors baking in the sun. This was decades before the medical
profession began to understand the damaging effects of the sun’s rays.
Back in those days, sun-bathing
was considered an acceptable and wholesome activity for young kids, providing “fresh
air and sunshine” and all-important Vitamin D.
After chores and homework were completed, it was not uncommon to spend
the remaining daylight hours in the pool or stretched out on a lounge chair on
the patio. I have naturally olive skin
(people who know me today will laugh at this), so at the end of a day in the
sun I would have a very dark complexion.
It was a joke in my family—they called me the “chocolate Easter bunny”
because I, literally, changed color. I
didn’t just get ordinary tan lines; I looked more like I had been carefully
painted two contrasting colors. It was
difficult to discern whether I wore my birthday suit or my bathing suit!
I have distinct memories of being
forced to sunbathe. My grandmother would
encourage me to do my homework in the sun, thus “killing two birds with one
stone.” To my mother and grandmother, pale
skin was sickly, whereas a freshly burndt, reddened complexion made you glow
with health. In those days we did not
have sunscreen; people covered their bodies with suntan lotion and oils to promote
tanning. As a natural tanner, I never
put anything on my skin (except Noxema after a severe burn) and did not even
own sunglasses. I now live in fear of
the damage I have caused that will someday catch up with me.
Today, as I look out my window at
yet another beautiful day, it is undeniable that we were “spared” the harshness
of another winter. But I cannot help
feeling that we should be a bit wary of all this “fresh air and sunshine.” I am concerned that the summer ahead will sizzle,
reflecting the lack of water in the reservoirs. I worry that we are seeing the next stage of
global warming, and that it is progressing too quickly. I live in fear of the irreparable damage we
have caused, and wonder whether Mother Nature is already catching up with us.
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If you read REAL science sources (meaning not the NY Times), you'd know that global temperatures are actually decreasing, and glaciers are advancing, not retreating. All real scientific evidence shows a decline in real temperatures across the Earth on a global trend over thousands of years.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that they measure "official" temperatures only at airports (which saw an increase in traffic, and are normally located near population centers loaded with concrete skewed all of the data so-called "Climate Change" experts were using. And when their data didn't support GW, they made up numbers, or called the contradictory data "paradoxically consistent with their theories."
We now know that the GW crowd (which forty years ago was predicting an oncoming Ice Age spawned by the very same technologies!!!) have been propagating a myth to restrict free enterprise, and to try to institute a kind of "First World throttling" in an attempt to reign in capitalist markets, while allowing countries like China to continue to pollute their country with impunity.
Sorry Sis, but GW is now proven bunk. The only thing it did was get Al Gore a few hundred million for him to go away.